Tuesday, August 12, 2008
5 most embarassing reasons to visit the hospital
OK, this post is puerile by this blog's standards so DO NOT highlight the next section. I will not be held responsible for the eternal scarring of your minds. Apart from that, enjoy!
5. Leaking silicone implant(s). Ewww...4. Overdosed on little blue pills resulting in the tent staying pitched for more than 24 hours. Something needs to be done 'cause pointing is rude like Momma used to say.3. Zipper accident a la Ben Stiller in There's Something About Mary.2. Lost/unremovable foreign object(s) in the body. Said objects include phones, bottles, toys and even dolls (ie. toys of a different kind). Common excuses sound like "Oh, I fell on it." Go figure.And the grand daddy of them all:1. Penile breakage. Yes it can happen, and it ain't pretty with heavy blood loss and excruciating pain. Imagine the reconstructive surgery required and the post operation recovery... *shivers*
Hospital opens at 12:13 AM
