Ever wondered how many people you'd be able to bring to heaven and back (or at least try) in your lifetime? It's probably nowhere near these guys. But simply appealing to common sense, these sex gods must have scored heaps of quickies or be powered by nuclear fusion - it's just ridiculous to attain such inflated numbers. Even if they did, I bet all that heavy-duty friction must have taken quite a toll on their stumps (yes, pun intended!). What's more interesting though is the account on the right side of that page. Seems a bit more plausible, but daymn those girls are easy and loose.