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    Tuesday, September 30, 2008

    Screw IQ

    Is it too difficult to actually acquire some freaking common sense? Who gives a rat's ass if you're so damn book smart but can't figure out how to put bowls on a dish rack? Stacking wet bowls right-side up definitely aint the way to go goddamn it. The purpose of a dish rack is to DRAIN the effing water away, not collect it!

    My kitchen floor is now oily/sticky as hell thanks to the broken bottle of oil. I don't even want to know how how the broken GLASS bottle was disposed of. I can see part of it in the bin, not wrapped in newspaper. Swt... I sure as hell aint gonna throw out this garbage bag and have it rip on me, spewing trash all over the floor.

    I'm waiting to see if he has the decency to buy a new bottle of oil with his own money. Not that he owned up on his own about the incident until I found out, got pissed off and asked.


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