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Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Deranged remix

Try singing this to the melody of James Blunt's most ubiquitous and annoying song. While doing that imagine being a crazed psychopath like say, The Joker.

No life is brilliant
No life is pure
I ain’t an angel
Of that I’m sure
She glared at me on the subway
I thought she was a fat hen
But I won’t lose sleep on that
‘Cause I’ve got a plan

You’re pitiful, you’re pitiful
You’re pitiful, it’s true
I saw your face in a crowded place
And I’m damn sure what to do
‘Cause I’ll never be with you.

Yeah, I gouged out her eyes
As we walked on by
She could tell from my laughs that I was,
Fuckin' high
And I don’t think that she’ll see me again
But we shared a moment that will last till her end

You’re pitiful, you’re pitiful
You’re pitiful, it’s true
I saw your face in a crowded place
And I’m damn sure what to do
‘Cause I’ll never be with you.
You’re pitiful, you’re pitiful
You’re pitiful, it’s true
There must be an angel with some tears on her face
When she thought up that I should be with you
But it's time to face the truth
I was never meant for you.

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