Tag and Ass! TAG AND ASS!!!

Okay, that's just a line from "I Think I Love My Wife" starring Chris Rock. Really funny stuff, so watch it!

Check out how incredibly stupid this is. Something tells me that if you're the 2nd poorest state in the nation, money should be spent on other stuff like say, healthcare, infrastructure and education??? I don't know, it's just my gut feeling. I might be wrong though, since I'm not a government policy-maker so what do I know about the proper allocation of taxpayers' money?

Anyway, a mate of mine tagged me for something (yes, you can probably tell how much free time I have now). So, using my trusty Winamp player (I'm too poor to afford an MP3 player) here goes nothing:

5 easy steps:
1) Put your music player on shuffle.
2) Press forward for each question.
3) Use the song title as the answer to the question.
4) With the answers, comment on how it relates to the question.
5) Tag your mates

How am I feeling today?
A Little Less Conversation - Elvis Presley
The weather sucks - raining and freezing, so not feeling too talkative at the moment.

Will I get far in life?
Houki Boushi - Younha
A direct English translation would be "shooting star" or "comet", which is quite flattering but it also means that I'll burn out =(

How do my friends see me?
Cuban Pete - Jim Carrey
What can I say? I'm a green-faced, whirlwind rumba sensation.

Will I get Married?
Mission Impossible - Metallica
The jury is still out on this one.

What is my best friend's theme song?
Uncle F**ka - Terrence & Phillip
Now ain't that the truth hahaha...

What is the story of my life?
Beauty and the Beast - Angela Lansbury
Hmmm does this mean A) I'm going to become a beast, or B) I'm going to meet a beast? Don't like either option.

What was highschool like?
I'm An Ordinary Man - Rex Harrison
I had an ordinary highschool experience - nothing odd. Rightttt...

What is in store for this weekend?
Symphony No.6 (Allegro ma non troppo) - Beethoven
Yes that's spot on! Going to Templestowe on Sat. Anywhere further than 10km from the city is considered pastoral in my book.

How is my life going?
Hell March - Frank Keplacki
Getting psychotic urges to main, kill and destroy to command and conquer tee hee.

How can you get ahead of life?
Use Well the Days - Annie Lennox
Time is limited, so live life to the fullest.

What's the best thing about your friends?
Theme from Jurassic Park - John Williams
I know I'm gonna cop some abuse for this, but they're all lumbering prehistoric beasts.

What song will they play at my funeral?
Time to Say Goodbye - Andrea Boccelli & Sarah Brightman
How apt.

How does the world see me?
Theme from Jaws - John Williams
Predators have to eat too you know? It's nothing personal.

Do people secretly lust after me?
O Mio Babbino Caro - Maria Callas
Oh yeah baby, you betcha! Scores of Italian chickas will commit suicide for me =)

How can I make myself happy?
Come What May - Ewan McGregor & Nicole Kidman
Whatever will be, will be. I'm just gonna do what I want in the meantime.

What should I do with my life?
Where is the Love - Black Eyed Peas
Promote world peace. Right after taking over the world and filling my coffers to the brim.

Will I ever have children?
The Barber of Seville - Rossini
Probably have a kid named Figaro who becomes a barber *shrugs*.

What song would you strip to?
Baby Got Back - Sir Mixalot
Not exactly the right song, but it's got the right naughty mood.

What does your mom think of you?
Beautiful Disaster - Kelly Clarkson
Ironic, isn't it?

What is your deep, dark secret?
Imperial March - John Williams
*breathes heavily* I am your father!

What is your mortal enemy's theme song?
Happy Tree Friends Song - Jim Lively
With this song, I'd assume we were best pals. Unless of course it's a fiendish ruse to throw me off guard.

What is your personality like?
I Did It My Way - Frank Sinatra
It's my way or the highway, punk.

What song will be played at your wedding?
I'm Forrest... Forrest Gump - Alan Silvestri
My laptop probably thinks I'm a lovable retard. But good music though, wouldn't mind this at all.

Your overall theme song?
You Know My Name - Chris Cornell
Say my name! SAY MY NAME!!!

Anyone else who reads this is tagged!


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