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    Friday, July 13, 2007

    A problem... and thus, a solution!

    Of late I seem to be on a much shorter fuse; lots of little things now annoy me to no end. Why the anger? I have no idea... could be because there's a bloody hole in my wallet (both literally and figuratively) or the fact that the weather so far has been quite depressing.

    I now get pissed off by:
    1. bimbos (or bimbo-like behaviour)
    2. people cam-whoring
    3. people who walk slowly in front of me (especially when they are in groups)
    4. guys dressed in pink (I still think pink is gay, so sue me!)
    5. people who aren't punctual and make me wait a long time
    6. slow cashiers who take forever to figure out how much change they need to give me
    7. people who seem to be talking/texting incessantly on their mobiles
    Yep, these are the new 7 deadly sins in my book.

    Fortunately enough, the ingenious problem-solver in me has come up with a solution to all this:



    Lo and behold, the Remington 870 Marine Magnum! Nothing makes a man happier than feeling the recoil when you pop one with this baby.


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